How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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