we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I need moral support for this bender
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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