FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I AM VODKA MAN
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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