told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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