i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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