remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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