The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Randomize
