Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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