marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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