thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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