I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I AM VODKA MAN
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
try to milk me bitch
Randomize
