Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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