i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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