so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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