worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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