what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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