stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
