I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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