She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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