New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
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