I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
my liver is dry heaving
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