Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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