I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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