Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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