i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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