very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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