you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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