just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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