I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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