i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
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