Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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