If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
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