You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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