I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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