idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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