So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
You made out with two different species that night
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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