yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Randomize
