so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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