She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
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