He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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