I cockslap morals
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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