just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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