oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
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