how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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