just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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