Buhtt sex?
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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