Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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