One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I think a kid would responsible me up
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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