Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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