seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
