And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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